Saturday, November 28, 2009

Holiday Boobs

I have the pleasure of living next door to a cop. A rookie, as a matter of fact. Lucky me, I get to hear all his stories... like the woman he arrested who wanted to friend him on facebook or the kid who swiped a DS from someone at the library than ran, only to be unfortunate enough to cross headquarter's parking lot at the shift change.

And today, some dumb shit ran on a misdemeanor. My neighbor ran him down, hurdling fences on the way. Phew! Nice job, Officer. Turns out, this guy was arrested a couple of years ago for using a machete on his girlfriend's dog because....

the woman loved the dog more than him

...and he got 2 years probation. Not this time, buddy! Sheesh. It's just make-you-shiver scary what's out there. Doesn't it?

I swear, holidays bring out the crazies, don't they?

8 comments:

mjkeith said...

Just think of all the brilliant idiocies that you will be privileged to! Great story fodder don't you think?

Penny Dune said...

yeah. you can't make this stuff up!

Sela Carsen said...

I'd love the dog more than him, too!

Sally said...

Oh, man, that's nasty. Not the neighbor, because, of course, that's hot (I'm a sucker for a uniform). LOL How could anyone do that? And yeah...to think realy minor compared to some of the crap that goes on in this world. *shivers*

Sally said...

*to think that's really minor* Geez. :(

Katie Reus said...

That's crazy! You've got a lot of story ideas though :)

Penny Dune said...

My neighbor is my new best friend, he just doesn't know it yet. ;-) LOL

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